The Legends of Uh
Book 1 – The Legend of Uh
⭐2025 BroMantasy Community Book Awards winner for Best Fantasy⭐
Sir Dashing Junior was only knighted because they couldn’t knight his father twice. Now he’s determined to prove he’s worthy of his new title. With an aspiring ranger, an awkward friar, and a book-loving orc, DJ will venture across the territory of Uh to reach the Amulet of the Goddess, proving that he’s truly worthy of knighthood. Along the way, he and his companions will encounter a cursed author, a violent noodle cult, democratic goblins, and a whole lot more. It’s a journey fraught with danger and discovery, and the territory is rich with monsters and magic, so is DJ’s quest for respect really worth the cost?
Book 2 – The Second Legend of Uh
COMING APRIL 28, 2026
A cosmic disaster has struck the territory of Uh. A portal to the Darkworld has opened. With the portal open, the Demon King Oh—the god of destruction and chaos—will extend an empire of supermarkets that will make the territory an industrious wasteland full of slaves. DJ is the only one who has heard the Demon King’s plans firsthand, and with Sir Dashing kidnapped and employed by the evil god, DJ is the only one equipped to stop the incoming terror. With the help of Riley, Francis, and Steve, DJ will embark on another grand quest not for respect, but for survival.
Where Should I Put This Woodpecker?: Stories, Poems, and Shopping Lists
Grief is an inconvenient gift. Whether you’re a kid on Christmas, an intergalactic freedom fighter, a herald of the gods, or a lonely mad scientist, loss is a river that widens and narrows as it travels through our lives. Where Should I Put This Woodpecker? is a quirky and introspective collection of stories, poems, and shopping lists about the lovely things we leave behind. The pain of loss gnaws from time to time, but thankfully, warm light is often just beyond the dark.
Love Letters to a House on Fire: Stories, Poems, and Ransom Notes
Greedy elves. Warrior princesses. Earnest robots. Sexy frogs. Love Letters to a House on Fire is a collection of stories, letters, poems, and ransom notes that contain thoughtful and quirky observations on the world we live in. Follow along through science fiction- and fantasy-inspired tales of adventure, conspiracy, betrayal, and determination. Enjoy poems exploring themes of love, life, nature, faith, and mental health. Finish by reading the ransom notes documenting a botched kidnapping that blossomed into a family blood feud. These are love letters to the deep parts of ourselves and the parts of the world burning at our feet.
The Wevlian Chronicles
Book 1 – Foreordained
The #1 Amazon Bestseller! – The kingdom of Nezmyth is in shambles and hope is spread thin. King Barnabas has ruled for decades, casting everything into poverty and decay. But a poor boy named Jason has been Foreordained by the Sacred Dragon to replace him. At age seventeen, Jason must endure a year of tests before he can rise up to the throne. But will he survive? King Barnabas will retain his power at any cost—so is it worth the suffering of the people he loves? The kingdom? His life? Jason must rely on the Sacred Dragon and become something greater than he is, or Nezmyth will continue to crumble.
Book 2 – Purged
King Jason has ruled for four years and Nezmyth has been at peace. But now, war is on the kingdom’s doorstep. To the west, King Nartikis of Unbuntye has raised an insurmountable army of monsters called the Ash, and with them, he’s determined to overrun Nezmyth and take it for his own. King Jason and his friends struggle to repel the Ash as the black hand of death falls upon those they love. To overcome, they must learn to trust the Sacred Dragon and an old enemy. If not, Nezmyth will be destroyed.
Book 3 – Awakened
King Jason is plagued with dreams of destruction. Emptiness and loss burn his soul worse than he ever thought possible. And through it all, a threat rises in Nezmyth—the beautiful and charismatic Captain Kierli is bent on overthrowing Jason on her misguided quest for revenge. King Jason and his friends fight against Kierli’s influence as she travels the kingdom spreading lies and murder, but her cunning creates a Nezmyth that calls for Jason’s departure and the dismantling of the Old Ways. Will you stand by him, even at the end?
The Hammerfist Series
My Name is Hammerfist
In the grimy metropolis of Citytown, Herman Fitzgerald is a down-on-his-luck community college graduate. He’s broke. He’s lonely. And he’s missing his right hand after a car crash with a toxic waste truck. When he (naturally) develops powers from the accident, the eccentric Doctor Sidney Saskatoon persuades Herman to fight crime for an exorbitant full-time salary. How? Replace his severed hand with a metal hammer and whack baddies into submission. Sure, his money problems are over, but what Herman discovers in the underbelly of Citytown is danger, friendship, conspiracy, and betrayal.
My Name is Hammerfist Vol. 2
It’s been three months since Cassie disappeared. Even as summer is coming to a close, Compound Z24 is still running rampant through the Citytown streets. And worst of all, a brutal new serial killer is systematically killing former Genesis Corporation leaders. Herman and Frankie continue to work with Detective Axewielder and the Citytown Police to hunt down this new killer and stop the flow of Compound Z24, but every clue just leads to more questions. And Herman is unprepared to receive a revelation that will shake him to his core.
I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle: A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes
Sent back from the year 2124, I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle is the last known work of author Aaron N. Hall before his tragic jet ski accident with a shipping container of rubber ducks. It contains seven short stories, eighteen poems, and four pastry recipes that highlight his affection for fantasy, science fiction, and the endearingly odd. The current edition has been republished including the notes of Dr. Arthur B. Salazar, who sent the book from the future before being cryogenically frozen and launched into space prior to Earth’s decay.