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  • Free Guy is exactly the fun, feel-good flick we need

    Free Guy is exactly the fun, feel-good flick we need

    You know those movies that don’t set out to be anything more than what they are? That want to be a fun popcorn flick, but maybe give you just a little more? They’re not shooting for Oscars or anything, but just want to be an exciting, endearing flick for the people? Yeah. That’s Free Guy.…

  • Please avoid Space Jam: A New Legacy at all costs.

    Please avoid Space Jam: A New Legacy at all costs.

    Shameless. Wooden. Uninspired. Self-indulgent. I’m not upset at Warner Brothers for making this film. I’m upset at how Warner Brothers approached it. Because when it comes down to it, Space Jam: A New Legacy is a shameless tour-de-force of IP flaunting and product placement. The “Old” Legacy Let’s talk about the OG Space Jam before…

  • Black Widow is neat and long overdue

    Black Widow is neat and long overdue

    Okay, what took so long?? Black Widow is one of the OG’s! She’s been with us ever since Iron Man 2! She helped the Avengers defend Earth from destruction like a million times. Why did it take so long for her to get her own movie? I don’t know. But it’s finally here in all…

  • F9 is… certainly something.

    F9 is… certainly something.

    I feel like F9 effed nine of my IQ points. The interaction I’ve had with this franchise has been minimal at most. I saw the second half of 2 Fast 2 Furious when I was fifteen. I rode the F&F rides at Universal Studios. I’ve seen the trailers for each movie, but never ventured to…

  • A guide to masterful, family-friendly stories

    A guide to masterful, family-friendly stories

    Stories allow us to share our humanity. They help us feel a spectrum of emotions in a place that feels safe because they’re bound within the confines of fiction. This writer’s opinion is that a great story should serve a feast of emotions, ranging from wonder, to delight, to disgust, to sadness… what have you.…

  • Yes, superhero movies are absolutely art cinema

    Yes, superhero movies are absolutely art cinema

    Crash! Bang! Zap! Thwup! Superhero movies. We’ve seen a slew of them over the past few years. Ever since Marvel Studios released Iron Man in 2008, we’ve seen at least two or three superhero movies annually. And usually, they top the box office charts. Generally, people love them. However, a lot of Hollywood’s royalty have…

  • WW84 Has Problems. Lots of Them.

    WW84 Has Problems. Lots of Them.

    Patty Jenkin’s Wonder Woman was fabulous back when it hit theaters in 2017. We all agreed it was the best movie in the DC Cinematic Universe up to that point (if you don’t count the Dark Knight trilogy). It was a superhero movie that didn’t do anything astounding or terribly new, but checked all the…

  • Why The Last Jedi is Great

    Why The Last Jedi is Great

    Oh, The Last Jedi… the controversial eighth installment in the Skywalker saga. Star Wars Episode VIII. The work of acclaimed director Rian Johnson. You either love it or hate it. I’m one of those strange and twisted souls that loves The Last Jedi. It’s an emotional, intimate, and exhilarating take on Star Wars that felt…

  • Disney needs to simmer down.

    Disney needs to simmer down.

    Imagine a hulking mass of a human being with a goofy grin, a Mickey Mouse hat, and an ice cream scoop in each hand. He’s got a barrel full of chocolate ice cream on his left and a barrel of strawberry ice cream on his right. You love both flavors, and he’s determined to feed…

  • Your boy’s TOP 3 Christmas movies and WHY

    Your boy’s TOP 3 Christmas movies and WHY

    It’s December! And that means it’s socially acceptable to start hanging stockings and decorating the tree! Christmas is coming!! For you scrooges that are adamant about holding off on Christmas decorations until after Thanksgiving, I say phooie. Christmas is an S-rank holiday–the crux of the winter season. Literally winter would have nothing going for it…